Favorite Quotes
"I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?"
- Dave Chappelle
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Each of us is full of shit in our own way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe."
- Lewis Black
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."
- Moss, I.T. Crowd
"May the hair on your toes never fall out!"
- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
"One of the most basic rules for survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather."
- Terry Pratchett